this is one for the dont need to see. it has stars in it that you think would make a good movie but this movie lacked the plot to keep you interested. i watched it with some expectations that it was going to be an interesting movie packed with action but from the get go it was a flop. your basic plot of a drug deal gone bad and the revenge of an old mate who is out for blood.
1-5
-april
what the hell?
this movie won awards?
what for? being the suckiest movie i have ever seen EVER!!!
it kinda makes you motion sick as the camera is always on the road or in the windscreen of the van. if i didnt read the back then i dont think that i would have gotten the movie at all.
all he did was make a movie that followed him all the way to where he was going to meet up with and ex that he was maddly in love with and ask her why she f$%^ other guys.
this movie is one for the trash i cant believe that i wasted my time and money on it.
-100/5
-sucky lead actor guy.
Never take the road less known or travelled, never take a shortcut that you have never taken before and never travel with a stranger who you dont even know. this is a horror/thriller that takes you to the edge of your seat and back again. its like a slow starter but once it hits the wall then things really start to happen.
Its a cross between wrong turn and rest stop. it deals with the undead and the living and how the two should never cross paths.
In short boy likes girl, finds out that she is going home for the holidays and then makes up a flyer that he is going to the same place as her and offers a ride. girls takes the bait only to realise that the driver is slightly off when asked questions and realises that maybe she made a mistake. boy and girl then take a short cut that the gas owner had told them was a short cut. only to end up smashed against a wall of snow and left to die in the middle of no where. this is when the fun begins and you will have to watch it too see.
Spoofs are that they jump quite a lot from place to place and sometimes you dont know whats really happening.
3.5/5
-priests (walking dead)
Let’s go on a deadly rollercoaster at the school carnival! Oops that was death’s plan to knock off some students but Wendy saw it first.
Here we go head-first into the third installment of the Final Destination series. Lucky Wendy is always one step ahead of death thanks to some strange images on her camera. Shame she’s an outcast and no-one believes her.
Slightly better storyline than Final Destination 2 but still heavy on the gore, which saves it. Death by sunbed and nail gun are particularly good scenes.
3/5
-Frankie Cheeks
In the second installment, the only survivor from the first movie has gone a little crazy and locked herself in a padded cell to escape death.
Premonitions continue but this time on the Freeway. Kimberly saves multiple drivers from dying a large freeway pile-up. Death gets a little annoyed and begins disposing of the survivors in gorier ways than the first movie.
Plot is rather forgettable and under-developed but you stay for the gore. Shame original hero, Alex died off-screen after a fight with a flying brick. Loved the drainpipe through the head death the best.
Bit of a disappointing sequel compared to the first.
2/5
-Evan Lewis
Death is your final destination.
On a high school trip to Paris, Alex freaks out after foreseeing his plane crash and his own imminent death in a pre-flight dream.
Thrown off the plane with a bunch of hacked off classmates, his premonition comes true but is only the beginning of a series of unfortunate accidents….
The first half of this horror is particularly well-done as Alex starts to freak out over small but strange coincidences. Look out for the teacher death, that’s particularly good value.
Not much gore, more thriller with a little blood.
“Death has a new plan” – it sure thinks of some ingenious ways to up the body count.
4/5
-Clear Rivers
This is a romcom that plays on the audiences imagination. It follows a young Vogue assistant who toys with the imagination of love only to keep it at arms length in case she gets hurt. She has a gay best friend that she tries to hookup with her straight workmate who by the way has the hots for her but she wouldnt know because she judged him from the get go and thus makes for a very twisted plot.
The disasters of love only happen to you if you let them and this movie makes fun of all the things that “only happen in the movies” which is quite funny.
Despite my thoughts about the film before I watched it, I found it to be a joy and the kinda movie that makes you laugh at the silliest things, like Brittany Murphy’s horrible accent!!!!
3/5
-Tallulah the most outrageous sidekick character!!!
omg
Definitely one for the random comedy slash horror flicks. One to just put on and watch without having to over think the storyline.
Its your basic twisted story where a bunch of random people who shouldn’t go into the swamp area end up taking a tour, with a guy who doesnt know his way around and tricks them all from the get go.
Along the way they encounter the Hatcher who is hell bent on ripping everyone to shreds.
Its quite the bloody gore movie and will leave you laughing. Definitely watch with your mates as it will make it even more entertaining.
2/5
-victor crowley
This is a thriller that takes you to the next level of weirdness. It follows a women who is married and has a successful marriage and family and she is also a painter working on a story after the death of her mother.
We see her go from sane to an insane women who thinks that her husband is cheating with his assistant who happens to be very strange herself. This is a twisted movie that makes you feel uneasy from the get go.
2/5
-owl
Save the last dance 2
The follow on from the first one, this time sarah takes the leap to realising her dream of attending Julliard. Along the way she meets a tutor Miles who takes an instant liking to her. From the get go the two hit it off and it takes a toll on Sarah’s performance in class. What will sarah do? Follow her dream or follow her heart? This movie is a reminder that dreams can change.
Its got some hip dance moves and is kinda like the prequill to Stomp the Yard and Step up to the streets.
1/5 for effort.
-Sarah
